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- TOP TEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT THIS YEAR'S ACADEMY AWARDS
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- 10. VCR ran out of tape after the first 9 hours
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- 9. Instead of cutting off Martin Landau, the orchestra
- should have cut off that "Uma, Oprah" stuff
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- 8. The way the guys from Price Waterhouse reeked of tequila
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- 7. Backstage, a snarling Roger Ebert kept people away from
- buffet table
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- 6. Five words: Letterman is as Letterman does
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- 5. Several reports that Ernest Borgnine "smelled funny"
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- 4. Much of the show apparently written by Nell
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- 3. The Oscars weren't properly grounded
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- 2. The new "anatomically correct" Oscar
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- 1. Letterman
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- Letterman, Monday, April 3, 1995
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995
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